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What girls say: I'm fine
What girls mean: I'm too embarrassed to ask for water from your mom because this is the first time I've been over and she's asked me like 500 times if I wanted any and I've been saying no but I'm dying of thirst




American Express and Uber Mobile Loyalty Program Launch Party in New York City.  (June 11th, 2014)

American Express and Uber Mobile Loyalty Program Launch Party in New York City.  (June 11th, 2014)







"Thank you…this truly means a lot to me. This is a big deal."







screws fall out all the time, the world is an imperfect place;




shavingryansprivates:

jontronshat:

shavingryansprivates:

KFC employees truly do not care about anything. ask for a 10 piece and they give you 15

I’m a fellow whovian and i can confirm this

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